Kealohamahina, a kitten, writes:

Dear Mickey and Flea,
I am a newly adopted 3-month old kitten. I love my new family, particularly my young human Brianna. I wish she were my mom, I love her so much.
Brianna is perfect, except for the fact that she doesn't want to play at night. She only wants to sleep and I'm concerned. It's the best part of the day. Is something wrong with her?
-- Your confused pal, Kealohamahina.

Mickey: Humans really do not have life very well figured out. Yes, they do sleep the best part of the day away. Nighttime is divine. You'll have to find other entertainment I'm afraid. Humans don't love to have their necks bitten while they're sleeping. Don't worry, once you're old enough, the outside world beckons and boy, will you have fun.

Flea: Or you can do what I do. Sleep during the night. It's really not so bad, even for a cat.

The Spaniel Siblings Bruno and Daisy write:

Where are you guys? Your reading public awaits. We've been busy chasing down Bambi and what exactly are you 2 doing? 

Your devoted readers, 

Daisy and Bruno

Mickey: I'll speak for both of us as Flea is at the dentist, even as I write, getting teeth extracted. Our human promised him milkshakes for dinner. (It's why we love her so much). I've been lazing in the dog days of summer, whilst our other feline comrade, Oscar, patrols for garden snakes and gophers. He's young. He can do the work. Our humans love us all--as long as we don't get into spats!!

  Thanks for the readership. It's so nice to be fully appreciated.