Garfield, a cool cat, writes:

Dear Mickey and Flea,
I am a loved cat that lives with my wife and three kids in the woods. In the city I'm sure there is not much danger and we do live semi close to town but we do have raccoons, skunks, coyotes. My people said that now we need to be extra careful because there is a mountain lion in the area right behind our house. What can I do to protect my family from this cannibal cat intruder?

Flea: Oh, those sorts of cats are trouble. You must take care not to cross their paths. I would make double sure that your family is indoors at night. And know where your children are at all times.

Mickey: This is only in case said lion is hungry. If he isn't, he certainly won't bother one of his kind. Unless he's loco. And living in this world, you never know.