Dear Mickey and Flea,
My humans are absolutely impossible. They have several very well behaved retrievers and one feral cat who is a demon. He persists in attacking everyone, especially the humans who persist in wanting to pick him up and stroke him, because they say he is soooo beautiful.
Well, I am soooo obedient and gentle. How can I get them to stroke me?
Your sad comrade,
Czarina
Mickey: It's just like humans to go gaga over beauty. They are hopelessly enthralled by it. Have you ever trotted by a news stand and looked up--beauty, beauty everywhere with nary a mind to see. It a sad state of human affairs that beauty will forgive everything--including terrorist feral attacks.
Flea: Personally, I would remain as you are. You can improve your stroking odds by conveniently and patiently lying around after the cat has attacked. Loyalty often is second to beauty--in their eyes.
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Where are you guys. Your reading public awaits? I've been busy chasing down Bambi and what exactly are you 2 doing? Just give us any random advice!!
Your devoted readers, Daisy & Bruno
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