Monday, July 14, 2008

From Bruno, a much bothered Springer Spaniel:

Dear Mickey and Flea,
Yeah, I know it's the old sibling thing. But still. My sister Daisy (bigger and older by mere minutes) loves to swim and dive and generally get wet all over. I am of a much more delicate disposition and would rather stay dry, and clean. The problem is our owners: they think I should swim as well as Daisy and not only that, I should like it. Please help, I am really tired of their "well-intentioned" bumps off the dock. 
        Bruno.

Mickey: Delicate disposition or not, have you tried The Bite!

Flea: Mickey!!

Mickey: Do you have a faster, more effective form of communication here?

Flea: Not really. Bruno, just scare them. Don't break skin now. 

1 comment:

Christine Lehner said...

Dear Mickey and Flea,
What is this halitosis the peeps keep talking about? They say I have it but I don't see it anywhere.It's kinda driving me crazy.
Yours,
Daisy B.