What is this halitosis the peeps keep talking about? They say I have it but I don't see it anywhere. It's kinda driving me crazy.
Daisy B.
Flea: Halitosis, my dear, is bad breath. And I'm afraid we dogs get it from time to time.
Mickey: Not we cats, though.
Flea: Excuse me sir, as I was saying. We do suffer this most unbecoming condition. Have you been chomping on dead animals of late? Or ruffling around in the garbage? Humans have mouth liquid to kill said bad breath. But we have to be more resourceful. Try chewing on flowers--honeysuckle is good, roses work. Something sweet and odoriferous.
Mickey: And stay away from dead smelly things. Unless it's fresh.
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